So... why must I be off my rocker?
Because all of the other names I wanted for this blog were already taken. All of them. And I had plenty of options, let me tell you!
Okay, I will...
...and that will tell you a little about me.
Momster - Yes, I am a mother. Five times over as a matter of fact.
Momster Tails (Tales) - I am a mother who likes to tell stories about her children - stories out of school, and in it, and tattles and half-truths.
MomsterChronicles - Yes, believe it or not, there are other mothers out there who think of themselves as momsters. Whether or not it has anythinything to do with perimenopause, like me, I'm sure I don't know. (I just realized that I spelled anything like a horse braying or something...but I kinda like it that way. Sort of reminds me of the three little pigs and their chinny-chin-chins...)
Momst- oh, enough already! There are no Momster anythinythings left! Which really does stink because my Critters really do call me that.
Just Ask Me - I didn't really check to see if this one was available, even though it's something I say all the time. What do I look like, an advice columnist?
Nobody Asked Me - No, I'm more of an op-ed kinda person.
Cynspirations - Ah! A clue in this one! But also not available...
Off My Rocker - Okay, so I'm old enough to be a grandma, yet here I am trying to start a writing career while raising a late-in-life bonus baby. I'm definitely off my rocker, no question about it. But I guess I'm not...
...Alone - If I used this there is no telling what kind of hits I'd be getting, NO THANK YOU!
There were a bunch more, but I've forgotten them in all the excitement of finally stumbling upon a name that wasn't taken. In frustration at how long it was taking to name my new venture, I blurted right out loud, "I really must be off my rocker spending hours I don't have just trying to think up a stupid name!" Then I looked at the little box that I was trying to fill in with a working title, and there it was, all filled in. Which was purely by accident. Which was purely original, yet very me. A happy accident.
A Happy Accident...
A Happy Accident -